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Old Hunks VS New Hunks

by Justin on 7:05 pm in Movies & TV

I LOVE hunks. They make everyday a little brighter and every summer afternoon a little sweeter. Some of you may be thinking “wtf!!!1!!, h3′s gay?! loll3rsk8s!” but unfortunately for most of you I’m not.

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Danny Tanner’s Words of Wisdom

by Justin on 9:06 pm in Movies & TV

And now The Modern Day Pirates gives you some special thoughts from the mind of Star of Wakeup San Francisco, Danny Tanner: – You’ve never really lived until you’ve had some of my famous homemade lasagna. – I never really wanted Joey Gladstone to live with me and my daughters. He just wandered into my [...]

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Jesus VS Creed

by Justin on 2:49 pm in Humor, Music

Let us take you Higher Scott Stapp and show you who really is in charge round here. The rock band Creed enjoyed quite the bit of popularity in the 90′s. They wrote songs about Jesus, and Jesus didn’t make a penny. Now he is mad. As with all our religious humor, this was written with [...]

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Jose Valentin Facts

by Justin on 1:19 pm in Humor

Born in Puerto Rico in ’69 (coincidence?), Jose Valentin went on to gain fame and fortune in America with his Baseball. He may be a switch hitter, but make no mistake ladies he is 100% man. Few truly comprehend the true power of the Stash.

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Chuck Norris VS Mario

by Justin on 11:59 am in Video Games

Although Mario may have beaten Jesus, there is one Texan that will not stand for such blasphemy. It time for a real All-American to show that Italian that a diet of hamburgers and freedom fries will beat one of spaghetti and magic mushrooms any day. Get ready for the ultimate in Versus, this is Chuck [...]

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